Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Sum Verree Bad News

Hay every buddy. To day I have sum verree bad news.

Do you renember my frend Fay?

Photo from Mutts-n-Stuff

Well, if you don't renember Fay, she was won of my doggee frends who was saveded by the sooper peeple, just like I was saveded. When I cameded to live with the Sap, Fay went to live with sum other reely nice peeple. Those reely nice peeple even took Fay to the mall to visit all hur adoreng fans. I no you mite not beleeve this, butt Fay probally had more fans than even me!

Well, the Sap just told me that Fay went to doggee heven yesterday. The Sap is reel sad abowt this because Fay was won of her favorit doggees that was saveded by the sooper peeple. I tolded the Sap not to be to sad because now Fay is in doggee heven where she has hur lips back and hur teeth back and lots of yummee treets to eat. I bet she even has peeple there to pet and kiss hur because that is what Fay loveded the most - peeple. Butt, the Sap does not all ways lissen to my brilljance, so she is stil reel sad.

To make matturs worse, I did not get enuff hits to make my Petfindhur Challenje. The Sap said I only got 60 hits on my Petfinhur Page this week. Luckelly, the Sap is reel sappy and said she will donate the yummee treets to my frends anee way in onor of Fay. Butt, if you still want to post my Petfinhur Page on yur blog or yur Fasebook or emale it to yur granny, that is grate to. May bee I can get 40 hits this week, to make win the challenje in too weeks?


Sunday, December 27, 2009

Don't Fore Get!

Today is the last day of my Petfindhur Challenje. Don't fore get to visit my Petfindhur page and to share it with yur frends and on yur Fasebook and blogs and with yur Granny.

Also, the Sap got me a reel yummee bone for Crismass. Here is a pikture of me eeting it. Cee?

I hope yur Crismass was as good as myne!


Tuesday, December 22, 2009

My Petfindhur Challenje

Hay every buddy! I just cameded up with a grate idea, and I even connded the Sap into going a long with it. Here's the deel:

Last week (December 14th-20th) I only gottded 16 hits on Petfindhur. Now I no I am reel cuute and desurf more hits than that. So, every buddy should go visit my Petfindhur page here and look at my cuute fase. Then you should post it to yur blog or to yur Fasebook page or just emale it to yur granny or sumthang. The Sap says that if I can gettded 100 Petfindhur hits this week (December 21st-27th), she will bye lots of yummee treets from her favorite-ist online doggee treet store and take them to my doggee friends who are still looking for homeses of there own. She will even take lots of piktures to prove that she did it and post them here.

So what are you wateing for, my deer fans? Go look at my cuute fase.*


*Please do not just click on my Petfindhur page a whole bunsh of times. That is cheeting, and Santa does not bring treets to cheeters, only trips to the V-E-T. Thanx.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

My Veree Own Artwurk

Hay every buddy! Look at my veree own wurd clowd!


Saturday, December 12, 2009

Monday, December 7, 2009

A Grate Week End

Hay everybuddy! I had a reel grate weekend. Here's whut happended:

Furst, I had a reel nice nap on Saturday morning. Cee?

Then the Sap wokeded me up. I was not verree happee about this at furst. Cee?

Butt then the Sap tolded me we were going to visit Kali's mom. That madeded me reel happee, aksept for one thing. Kali's mom works at the V-E-T. But, my deer fans, when we got to the V-E-T, I didn't even have to get pokeded or prodded or anythang like that. They just pettded me and gave me all this grate stuff! Cee?

My veree own bed! Wee! Also, some reel yummee dog treets. The Sap woodn't let me have any of those treet at the V-E-T. She said I wood puuke on the way home if I ate a treet. Ha! I showded her. I puukded anyway. Too times.


Wednesday, December 2, 2009

I Savded the Wirld!

Hay every buddy! I have somethang veree scaree to tell you about. Do not worree thow, I have savded you from any danjer.

Furst, this stranje boks was deliverded to the Sap's howse. Cee?

Well, I chekded out the boks and there was an evile turcee inside! It jumpded rite out of the boks and tried to attack me. He said, "Ha ha, Carlos! I am an evile turcee, here to take over the wirld!" Do not worry thow, deer fans. I stopped his vishous attack. Cee?

The Sap's husband was so busee studying for his finale examinashions, that he did not even notise that the evile turcee was invadeng our howse! Cee?

Luckily, the evile turcee did not suckseed. Saveding the wirld from evile turcees - all in a day's work! Whew.


Sunday, November 29, 2009

Anuther Anuther Videeo

Hay every buddy! I am reel busy chewing on a bone rite now, but I wanted to show you this grate videeo.


Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Here I Is

Here is my Petfinder page.

Try not to drool to mutch over my cuute ness.


Saturday, November 21, 2009

Adopshun Piktures

Hay everybuddy! Sorry I has not been blawging in a while. Everythang has been reel buzee at the Sap's howse lately. Butt, the good news is I am offishally redee for adoptshun!! Here is a pikture that is going to go on my Petfinder page. Cee how cuute I am?

In case you weren't convinsed to adopt me after ceeing that pikture, here is one more.

Now that you have seen just how cuute I am, go to here and fill out an applicashun!


Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Anuther Videeo

I is not a star in this videeo, but lots of my frends are in it. Cee how cuute they are?

Be careful thow, the sap says the videeo might make you crie...or maybe it just makses her crie because she is a sap.


Monday, November 9, 2009

A Veree Bisee Week End

Hay Everybuddy! I had a veree exsite-ing week end. I no you can't wait to see the piktures, so without furthur adoo...

Furst, the sap madeded me get into the puuke monster. I guess the puuke monster must have been feeling prettee week that day because it did not even make me puuke. Ha! Take that monster!

Then we went to Jimmy John's, and I sunbaythed while the sap ate her sandwitch. It was reel fun. Some of my fans were even there! They all wanted to pet me and tell me how cute I am (as ushul).

After Jimmy John's we went to the F-O-O-D store because the uther doggees in the howse needed some yummy F-O-O-D. I found out that two of my deer fans work at that store, so I let them pettded me and tell me how cuute I am.

Whew! After all that exsite-ment I was prettee tireded, so I took a long nap. Then yesterday, the sap's husband took me for a walk. I found a great new stick on our walk. Cee?

I hope you guys had a grate week end to!


Friday, November 6, 2009

A Grate Reed

Hay everybuddy! Heer is a grate magazeen article about me! Ok, so it is not reely about me, but some of my frends are in it. Now you can see how cuute they are and help them find plases to live.


Thursday, November 5, 2009

Can sumbuddy help my frends?

Hay everybuddy! I need sum help with sumthing. Cee, remember how I told you about those sooper people who helpded me no I was a dog? Well, today the sap went to visit them and to help those uther doggees no they are doggees too. When she came home I was reel xsiteded to play with hur and to runnded arownd the howse, but she did not want to play veree much. Insted, the sap was even more sappee than ushul. She just wantded to hug me and kiss me and pet me a lot. Now, I can not reely blame hur for wanting to hug and kiss me because I am so cuute, but I IS A DOG and I need to play. A lot.

So, I askded the sap whut is the problem, and the sap says she is sad because soon the sooper people will have to close there temporairy home for pit bull doggees like me. Then a lot of my frends will not have any plase to go. She said some moor stuff about what wuld happen to those doggees if they did not find a plase to live, but I coverded my ears during that part because it madeded me to sad.

This is ware you come in, my deer fans. Maybe you can help one of my frends find a plase to go? Like to a foster home or sumthing? I bet my frends wood be reely happy to live with you. All you gots to do is call this number I founded on the interwebs:

"Qualified rescue groups and shelters who are interested in providing permanent homes for the dogs should contact the Humane Society of Missouri, 314-802-5712."

Now it is time for the bestest part of this blog...THE PIKTURES! I askded the sap to give me sum piktures of my doggee frends so you coold cee there cuute fases, but the sap said that she is not allowded to take pictures of those doggees because of sumthing called confidentsheality. I do not really no what that meens, so I will just tell you that those doggees are almost as cuute as me. Almost.

Instead I will show you sum piktures of my new froggee toy.

Heer is when the sap furst gave me the froggee:

I was not shure about the froggee in the beginding, but after a few sekonds I desided it was a prettee fun toy. Cee?

Then sumthing reely weerd happended. The froggee just explodeded. Reely! I did not choo it to smithereens like the sap says.


Friday, October 30, 2009

Xsite-ing News!

Hay everybuddy! I got too importent things to tell you, my deer fans.

Furst, I got this new toy yesterday. It is so grate. Cee? It even squeeks reel loud.

Secund, look veree carefulally at this pikture. Do you cee three veree exsite-ing things?

The furst one is obviusly my cute fase. Cee how cute I am?

The secund one is my new squeekee toy. Isn't it grate?

The thurd one is most importent. Look reel close. UTHER DOGGEES! Well, just one uther doggee in this pikture, but there are too doggees in this house that I get to play with. (There is a thurd doggee too, but the sap says he hurt his hip thingamajig so he can not play rite now.)

I am learning all about good doggee man-hurs from those doggees! If I do some thing ruude the other doggees just tell me and I listen reel close. The sap says I am doing reel good at being nice to the uther doggees, and maybe one day I can get adopted by a familee with uther doggees in it. Woo hoo!

You no you luff me.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009


Hay everybuddy! Too day I was the viktim of a most vishous attack. Cee?

That lobster trieded to eat me alive. Do not worree thow, my deer fans. He did not suckseed.


Saturday, October 24, 2009

My Week in Piktures!

Hay everybuddy! I have been veree bizee this week. Cee?

First, I made a grate discoveree at the sap's house.

There are uther doggees heer! I reely want to play with them, but the sap says I need to lern some man-hurs first. Still, I REELY want to play with those doggees!

Then, I made eenother discoveree. This one was not so grate.

Baffs. Yuck.

But then the sap made up for it, because she took me in the puuke monster to get my veree furst hamburger.

And THEN I got my veree furst Halloween costoom!

Fairee wings! I can fli!

In uther grate news, I have been at the sap's house for too hole weeks now. The sap says that in fore more weeks I will offishally be up for adopshun! Woo hoo!


Sunday, October 18, 2009

A Trip to the V-E-T

Hay everybuddy! Yesterday the sap made me go to the V-E-T. She sed I had to get my steeches out and get my reengworm cheked out again. I was not veree happee about this trip to the V-E-T because trips always involve the puuke monster. The sap says it is not called a puuke monster. She says it is a car.

She is rong. And I is rite. I puuked everyware. It was the monster's falt.

Then we got to the V-E-T. At first I was not veree happee about this because I steel did not feel veree good.

But then sumthing veree exciteing happended - I found out my fans had followded me to the V-E-T.* They even followded me inside the x-am room. I am preety shure I made them swoon too because they kapt telling me how cute I was. I did not give out autografs thow. That is just over the line, espeshully for a trip to the V-E-T. Butt, to show my appresheashon I did give the fans my biggest smile.

After my fans left the x-am room, the sap told the V-E-T about the puuke monster. And, of course, the V-E-T agreeded with me. He said puuke monsters are veree scaree and shuld be avoided at all costs.** But, sinse we had to sit in the puuke monster for a hole hour to get home, the V-E-T gave me some speshul medisine to make the puuke monster go away.

Wow. That medisine workded reel good too! The puuke monster leeveded me alone for the hole ride home. I just sleepded and lookded out the windoe. It was reel fun. Cee?

...until we got home. Then I puukded everyware one more time when the sap stopped the puuke monster, just so the sap did not forget that I is rite and she is rong.


*A note from the sap: The "fans" were vet techs, who did in fact think Carlos was cute. I'm pretty sure that Carlos' ego is getting to him though...

**Another note from the sap: He said no such thing.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

No autografs pleese

I'm a star! Can you find me in this video?

You no you luff me.

Sunday, October 11, 2009


Hay everybuddy. My name is Carlos and I'M A DOG! I love bein' a dog, too. When yur a dog you git to go fur walks and chew on bones and you even git to lay on the bed whyle yur people make a big fuss over you and rub yur bellee.

I didn't all ways no I was a dog thow. See, I just learnded about all this grate stuf like going fur walks and chewing on bones a little while ago. I used to live in this place here.* It was reely scaree there and they mayd me stay outside all the time. I never even noed I was a dog then.

Then, all these sooper peeple came to ware I
lived at and took me to live inside a billding. It was reel nice there because it was not so hot like outside, and there was also lots of F-O-O-D. This is ware I first started no-ing I was a dog. I was still kinda scareded there thow because there was lots of uther dogs there barking and being scareded too. Here is a pikture of me when I first started no-ing I was a dog.**

Wonse I started no-ing I was a dog, I came up with a grate plan - it was so grate that it reely workded and everything.
See, while I was staying with those sooper peeple, lots of uther peeples came to visit and to cleen out my kennel and to give me F-O-O-D. One of those peeples looked like a reel sap, so I deesided she wood be an eesy target for my grate plan. Furst, I waited reel quiet and nice for the sap to let me out of my kennel. Then, when she cameded over to me, I gave hur my biggest "I am just starting to no I am a doggie" eyes and climbded reel slow into hur lap. It wurked! Just a cupple of months later and the sap brought me home with hur. (She said she coodn't bring me home earlier because of sumthing called ev-e-dense and a person wearing a black robe.)

Any way, my grate plan workded, and now I reely no I am a dog. See? I got grate toys and bones, and I even get to go on walks and eat lots of yummy F-O-O-D.


*A note from the sap: the yard that appears in this video was one of several busted back in July. It may or may not have been the actual yard that Carlos came from.

**Another note from the sap: Thanks to Tiffany McBee for taking this photo of Carlos.