Hay everybuddy! Yesterday the sap made me go to the V-E-T. She sed I had to get my steeches out and get my reengworm cheked out again. I was not veree happee about this trip to the V-E-T because trips always involve the puuke monster. The sap says it is not called a puuke monster. She says it is a car.
She is rong. And I is rite. I puuked everyware. It was the monster's falt.
Then we got to the V-E-T. At first I was not veree happee about this because I steel did not feel veree good.
But then sumthing veree exciteing happended - I found out my fans had followded me to the V-E-T.* They even followded me inside the x-am room. I am preety shure I made them swoon too because they kapt telling me how cute I was. I did not give out autografs thow. That is just over the line, espeshully for a trip to the V-E-T. Butt, to show my appresheashon I did give the fans my biggest smile.
After my fans left the x-am room, the sap told the V-E-T about the puuke monster. And, of course, the V-E-T agreeded with me. He said puuke monsters are veree scaree and shuld be avoided at all costs.** But, sinse we had to sit in the puuke monster for a hole hour to get home, the V-E-T gave me some speshul medisine to make the puuke monster go away.
Wow. That medisine workded reel good too! The puuke monster leeveded me alone for the hole ride home. I just sleepded and lookded out the windoe. It was reel fun. Cee?
...until we got home. Then I puukded everyware one more time when the sap stopped the puuke monster, just so the sap did not forget that I is rite and she is rong.
*A note from the sap: The "fans" were vet techs, who did in fact think Carlos was cute. I'm pretty sure that Carlos' ego is getting to him though...
**Another note from the sap: He said no such thing.