Hay everybuddy. My name is Carlos and I'M A DOG! I love bein' a dog, too. When yur a dog you git to go fur walks and chew on bones and you even git to lay on the bed whyle yur people make a big fuss over you and rub yur bellee.
I didn't all ways no I was a dog thow. See, I just learnded about all this grate stuf like going fur walks and chewing on bones a little while ago. I used to live in this place here.* It was reely scaree there and they mayd me stay outside all the time. I never even noed I was a dog then.
Then, all these sooper peeple came to ware I lived at and took me to live inside a billding. It was reel nice there because it was not so hot like outside, and there was also lots of F-O-O-D. This is ware I first started no-ing I was a dog. I was still kinda scareded there thow because there was lots of uther dogs there barking and being scareded too. Here is a pikture of me when I first started no-ing I was a dog.**
Wonse I started no-ing I was a dog, I came up with a grate plan - it was so grate that it reely workded and everything. See, while I was staying with those sooper peeple, lots of uther peeples came to visit and to cleen out my kennel and to give me F-O-O-D. One of those peeples looked like a reel sap, so I deesided she wood be an eesy target for my grate plan. Furst, I waited reel quiet and nice for the sap to let me out of my kennel. Then, when she cameded over to me, I gave hur my biggest "I am just starting to no I am a doggie" eyes and climbded reel slow into hur lap. It wurked! Just a cupple of months later and the sap brought me home with hur. (She said she coodn't bring me home earlier because of sumthing called ev-e-dense and a person wearing a black robe.)
Any way, my grate plan workded, and now I reely no I am a dog. See? I got grate toys and bones, and I even get to go on walks and eat lots of yummy F-O-O-D.
*A note from the sap: the yard that appears in this video was one of several busted back in July. It may or may not have been the actual yard that Carlos came from.
**Another note from the sap: Thanks to Tiffany McBee for taking this photo of Carlos.