Hay every buddy! I have somethang veree scaree to tell you about. Do not worree thow, I have savded you from any danjer.
Furst, this stranje boks was deliverded to the Sap's howse. Cee?
Well, I chekded out the boks and there was an evile turcee inside! It jumpded rite out of the boks and tried to attack me. He said, "Ha ha, Carlos! I am an evile turcee, here to take over the wirld!" Do not worry thow, deer fans. I stopped his vishous attack. Cee?
The Sap's husband was so busee studying for his finale examinashions, that he did not even notise that the evile turcee was invadeng our howse! Cee?
Luckily, the evile turcee did not suckseed. Saveding the wirld from evile turcees - all in a day's work! Whew.
Hay everybuddy! Sorry I has not been blawging in a while. Everythang has been reel buzee at the Sap's howse lately. Butt, the good news is I am offishally redee for adoptshun!! Here is a pikture that is going to go on my Petfinder page. Cee how cuute I am?
In case you weren't convinsed to adopt me after ceeing that pikture, here is one more.
Now that you have seen just how cuute I am, go to here and fill out an applicashun!
Hay Everybuddy! I had a veree exsite-ing week end. I no you can't wait to see the piktures, so without furthur adoo...
Furst, the sap madeded me get into the puuke monster. I guess the puuke monster must have been feeling prettee week that day because it did not even make me puuke. Ha! Take that monster!
Then we went to Jimmy John's, and I sunbaythed while the sap ate her sandwitch. It was reel fun. Some of my fans were even there! They all wanted to pet me and tell me how cute I am (as ushul).
After Jimmy John's we went to the F-O-O-D store because the uther doggees in the howse needed some yummy F-O-O-D. I found out that two of my deer fans work at that store, so I let them pettded me and tell me how cuute I am.
Whew! After all that exsite-ment I was prettee tireded, so I took a long nap. Then yesterday, the sap's husband took me for a walk. I found a great new stick on our walk. Cee?
Hay everybuddy! Heer is a grate magazeen article about me! Ok, so it is not reely about me, but some of my frends are in it. Now you can see how cuute they are and help them find plases to live.
