Friday, October 30, 2009

Xsite-ing News!

Hay everybuddy! I got too importent things to tell you, my deer fans.

Furst, I got this new toy yesterday. It is so grate. Cee? It even squeeks reel loud.

Secund, look veree carefulally at this pikture. Do you cee three veree exsite-ing things?

The furst one is obviusly my cute fase. Cee how cute I am?

The secund one is my new squeekee toy. Isn't it grate?

The thurd one is most importent. Look reel close. UTHER DOGGEES! Well, just one uther doggee in this pikture, but there are too doggees in this house that I get to play with. (There is a thurd doggee too, but the sap says he hurt his hip thingamajig so he can not play rite now.)

I am learning all about good doggee man-hurs from those doggees! If I do some thing ruude the other doggees just tell me and I listen reel close. The sap says I am doing reel good at being nice to the uther doggees, and maybe one day I can get adopted by a familee with uther doggees in it. Woo hoo!

You no you luff me.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009


Hay everybuddy! Too day I was the viktim of a most vishous attack. Cee?

That lobster trieded to eat me alive. Do not worree thow, my deer fans. He did not suckseed.


Saturday, October 24, 2009

My Week in Piktures!

Hay everybuddy! I have been veree bizee this week. Cee?

First, I made a grate discoveree at the sap's house.

There are uther doggees heer! I reely want to play with them, but the sap says I need to lern some man-hurs first. Still, I REELY want to play with those doggees!

Then, I made eenother discoveree. This one was not so grate.

Baffs. Yuck.

But then the sap made up for it, because she took me in the puuke monster to get my veree furst hamburger.

And THEN I got my veree furst Halloween costoom!

Fairee wings! I can fli!

In uther grate news, I have been at the sap's house for too hole weeks now. The sap says that in fore more weeks I will offishally be up for adopshun! Woo hoo!


Sunday, October 18, 2009

A Trip to the V-E-T

Hay everybuddy! Yesterday the sap made me go to the V-E-T. She sed I had to get my steeches out and get my reengworm cheked out again. I was not veree happee about this trip to the V-E-T because trips always involve the puuke monster. The sap says it is not called a puuke monster. She says it is a car.

She is rong. And I is rite. I puuked everyware. It was the monster's falt.

Then we got to the V-E-T. At first I was not veree happee about this because I steel did not feel veree good.

But then sumthing veree exciteing happended - I found out my fans had followded me to the V-E-T.* They even followded me inside the x-am room. I am preety shure I made them swoon too because they kapt telling me how cute I was. I did not give out autografs thow. That is just over the line, espeshully for a trip to the V-E-T. Butt, to show my appresheashon I did give the fans my biggest smile.

After my fans left the x-am room, the sap told the V-E-T about the puuke monster. And, of course, the V-E-T agreeded with me. He said puuke monsters are veree scaree and shuld be avoided at all costs.** But, sinse we had to sit in the puuke monster for a hole hour to get home, the V-E-T gave me some speshul medisine to make the puuke monster go away.

Wow. That medisine workded reel good too! The puuke monster leeveded me alone for the hole ride home. I just sleepded and lookded out the windoe. It was reel fun. Cee?

...until we got home. Then I puukded everyware one more time when the sap stopped the puuke monster, just so the sap did not forget that I is rite and she is rong.


*A note from the sap: The "fans" were vet techs, who did in fact think Carlos was cute. I'm pretty sure that Carlos' ego is getting to him though...

**Another note from the sap: He said no such thing.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

No autografs pleese

I'm a star! Can you find me in this video?

You no you luff me.

Sunday, October 11, 2009


Hay everybuddy. My name is Carlos and I'M A DOG! I love bein' a dog, too. When yur a dog you git to go fur walks and chew on bones and you even git to lay on the bed whyle yur people make a big fuss over you and rub yur bellee.

I didn't all ways no I was a dog thow. See, I just learnded about all this grate stuf like going fur walks and chewing on bones a little while ago. I used to live in this place here.* It was reely scaree there and they mayd me stay outside all the time. I never even noed I was a dog then.

Then, all these sooper peeple came to ware I
lived at and took me to live inside a billding. It was reel nice there because it was not so hot like outside, and there was also lots of F-O-O-D. This is ware I first started no-ing I was a dog. I was still kinda scareded there thow because there was lots of uther dogs there barking and being scareded too. Here is a pikture of me when I first started no-ing I was a dog.**

Wonse I started no-ing I was a dog, I came up with a grate plan - it was so grate that it reely workded and everything.
See, while I was staying with those sooper peeple, lots of uther peeples came to visit and to cleen out my kennel and to give me F-O-O-D. One of those peeples looked like a reel sap, so I deesided she wood be an eesy target for my grate plan. Furst, I waited reel quiet and nice for the sap to let me out of my kennel. Then, when she cameded over to me, I gave hur my biggest "I am just starting to no I am a doggie" eyes and climbded reel slow into hur lap. It wurked! Just a cupple of months later and the sap brought me home with hur. (She said she coodn't bring me home earlier because of sumthing called ev-e-dense and a person wearing a black robe.)

Any way, my grate plan workded, and now I reely no I am a dog. See? I got grate toys and bones, and I even get to go on walks and eat lots of yummy F-O-O-D.


*A note from the sap: the yard that appears in this video was one of several busted back in July. It may or may not have been the actual yard that Carlos came from.

**Another note from the sap: Thanks to Tiffany McBee for taking this photo of Carlos.