Hay everybuddy! I got too importent things to tell you, my deer fans.
Furst, I got this new toy yesterday. It is so grate. Cee? It even squeeks reel loud.
Secund, look veree carefulally at this pikture. Do you cee three veree exsite-ing things?
The furst one is obviusly my cute fase. Cee how cute I am?
The secund one is my new squeekee toy. Isn't it grate?
The thurd one is most importent. Look reel close. UTHER DOGGEES! Well, just one uther doggee in this pikture, but there are too doggees in this house that I get to play with. (There is a thurd doggee too, but the sap says he hurt his hip thingamajig so he can not play rite now.)
I am learning all about good doggee man-hurs from those doggees! If I do some thing ruude the other doggees just tell me and I listen reel close. The sap says I am doing reel good at being nice to the uther doggees, and maybe one day I can get adopted by a familee with uther doggees in it. Woo hoo!
You no you luff me.