Hay every buddy! I have somethang veree scaree to tell you about. Do not worree thow, I have savded you from any danjer.
Furst, this stranje boks was deliverded to the Sap's howse. Cee?
Well, I chekded out the boks and there was an evile turcee inside! It jumpded rite out of the boks and tried to attack me. He said, "Ha ha, Carlos! I am an evile turcee, here to take over the wirld!" Do not worry thow, deer fans. I stopped his vishous attack. Cee?
The Sap's husband was so busee studying for his finale examinashions, that he did not even notise that the evile turcee was invadeng our howse! Cee?
Luckily, the evile turcee did not suckseed. Saveding the wirld from evile turcees - all in a day's work! Whew.